OMFG! my fucking hairstylist told me to wait before coloring it back... so i visited my teachers looking like cheese.

 <= dont wanna talk about it

Lilly

OMFG! i'm a blond orange. it was supposed to be blond but its um... day-glo orange ? i'm getting it fixed in 2 days but currently i look like an azn porn star... and i'm more 'His First Facial' than Bel Ami. srsly all i need to do is change my name to milky and i'd hella make the cover of Tight Asian manholes. waah. i was going for 'hot slut' not 'over the hill pornstar'
SO i'm hiding until it's gone, no pictures either. but todaaaay roxu came over:
roxu: you changed your hair.
me: no, the hair changed me.
roxu: it looks interesting. did you do that on purpose?
me: no i fell into a vat of cheddar.
roxu: don't write about this on your blog.

Lilly

OMFG! went shopping. bought this shirt that says 'public enemy' on it. and a hello kitty watch. OMG yes its pink. great right? and just some other shit, you kno, typical studly manly type things. guess who i met in the underwear dept? the homohobe i blogged about last time from school haha. he was like HELLS no:
him: ew what are YOU doing in the underwear department
me: um i got a dick too, you know?
him: Go away. I only go for chicks. Faggots suck dick.
me: So does your mom.
person: Shut up. My mom is dead.
me: Oh.
him: Yeah.
me: got a dog?

Lilly

OMFG! guess where i was :). disneyland! i didnt wanna go at first but im happy i did cuz i went on every ride and visited laguna beach. i also got so sunburned . during the vaycay my sister got into princess mode which sucked. @ the disney princess show that my sister hella wanted to see no one sat next to us:
sara: li... which princess do you think I'm like?
me: the PMS princess.
sara: ... shut up. i meant like ariel, cinderella...
me: none. you'd be the PMS princess cuz you show up when people dont want you and dont leave soon enough.
sara: ok, LI, what princess would YOU be?
me: the boy princess, cuz i got something you dont.
sara: which is?
me: the family jewels

Lilly

OMFG! so i went to the mall todaaaaay to get my mind off shit. and no one hit on me. like OMG if i didnt look so generic i hella would of thought that they all read the last post. i fucking hate going to the mall and having no one hit on me... it defeats the point of spending 1 hour to get done. hellloooo no one goes to the mall to shop. i told it to roxu:
me: OMFG no one even hit on me today.
roxu: I'll hit on you. Li, will you sleep with me?
me: Haha no
roxu: Not even for a million dollars?
me: Ok for one million.
roxu: Ok we've established you're a prostitute, now let's haggle on the price...

Lilly